Here are some of the funniest football quote ever. If you have any other funny ones which I have missed please just leave us a comment and tell me them.
'The groin's been a little sore but after the semi-final I put it to the back of my head.' - MICHAEL HUGHES
'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable' - Paul Gascoigne
'The World Cup is a truly international event.' - John Motson
'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' - IAN RUSH
'It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up' - IAN WRIGHT on his team mate's admission of alcoholism
'If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half time, it was concentration and focus.' - Ron Atkinson
'Their football was exceptionally good - and they played some good football.' - BOBBY ROBSON
'They (Rosenborg) have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them.' - Brian Moore
'Liverpool's best chance ended when Beardsley shot himself.' - Daily Express match report
'...and France and Romania drew 1-0.' - MOIRA STEWART
'... and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.' - reporter
'Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds - totally against the run of play.' - PETER LORENZO
'Gomes had scored four goals for Portugal against Andorra, including a hat-trick.' - BILL O'HERLIHY
'Ian Pearce has limped off with what looks like a shoulder injury.' - TONY COTTEE
'Wayne Rooney became the longest player to score in the Premier League' - BBCi
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